Wyatt
"You're not just going to have 1000 forks. You are going to have a fork and then their children will fork and their children are going to fork and then you have a forking mess. That's the only reason I wanted to cover this today"
"If I was a carpenter I would be one of those people who would start making a bookcase and then say 'wouldn't it be cool if it had a cup holder'
"It's going to be Tyler on Tyler action and it's going to look horrible and feel even worse"
"Do you know what they do if you fall asleep in class in the military" - Wyatt
"THEY KILL YOU" - Student
"No, no they makes you stand against the wall cause it helps" - Wyatt
“When you’re old you start counting the days.”
“You can fork my stuff if you want.”
“That’s supposed to be ‘stroke,’ which I just had.”
“When the time comes that you let me see your flower…”
“What’s going to be on the midterm? Honestly, I don’t have a clue.”
“I should’ve been a nurse.”
“Has anyone done matrix multiplication? It’s nothing like that.”
“I don’t want to know the magic, I want to know what the hell’s going on!”
“I did it in a way so that it would work.” – Wyatt
“That’s a good way to do it.” - Drew
“Where’s Biggle?”
“I’m kinda salty about this, but not wholly.”
“It just became a dudefest.”
“I don’t like people who touch my keyboard.”
“So I was kneeling in front of this girl’s desk slapping it, and this girl’s really nice, she went to Catholic school, and I was like ‘Isn’t this what you do at Catholic school?’”
“I don’t know if you guys are doing this, but we have five minutes left, so I might as well talk about it.”
“Think about where you’re thinking…”
“Wouldn’t it be amazing if something came up, like a dinosaur?”
“You must adhere to strict rules that we will make up as we go along.” – Requirements for Place Project
“That’s not a common goal, that’s just bullshit.”
“I’ll put you through the paddle machine.”
“I don’t know what magenta is. Is that a green?”
“Have you guys heard about God?”
“If you had dim lighting and bongos and more coffee, it’d be great.”
“It’s ten seconds of play after five minutes of bullshit.”
“You thought it was a cake because you couldn’t hear the flag.”
“His name was Richard Dodson… and he was storming around the bridge yelling ‘Fuck the communists! Fuck the communists!’”
“Put that in your nerd pipe and smoke it.”
